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The Rolex Watch An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bedside. “Grandson, I wannayou lissinato me. I wannafor you to take my chrome-plated.38 revolver so you will always remember me.” “But grandpa,” said the grandson, “I really don’t like guns. How about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead.” “You lissinato me!” said the Don. “Sommaday you gonnabe runnada business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lots (...)