This new ice cream maker is a dangerous double-edged blade upon which I tread.
(I cut myself a lot.)
On one hand: HOMEMADE ICE CREAM. Whenever I want it, no waiting, no fuss.
On the other hand: I AM A FAT-ASS.
You know what will do a good job of stymieing a weight-loss, good-health effort? Homemade ice cream on demand. It’s a terrible first-world conundrum. And to all those people who have asked me “Can’t you make a low-sugar ice cream?” I say, “Not if you want i (...)
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Tags: Mercy, Scream