Today I answered the door my hands stained in red and my apron the same, the UPS guy just says “making jam?” I said “no, just cake”….in which he replied, “well, it is cherry season”.
I told Crazy Cocker Spaniel to take note that the next time we feel the need to murder someone in cold blood, let’s do it during cherry season. That way the UPS man will be none the wiser. Oh sure the body might come up as an issue, but I would cross that bridge when it came.
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