Instructions:
In the spring, gather your newborn daughter in a baby carrier and dig a trench.
Have your older son toss the leftover, sprouting
potatoes from your farm share and the seed
potatoes you saved from last year in haphazardly into said trench.
Shovel over dirt hastily because your newborn daughter now wants to go inside and eat.
Allow weeds to take over the garden as you spend your summer lazing on the beach…
Get a bonus sunny day in November and remember that you still haven (...)
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Tags: Mashed, potatoes, Shovelcut