This is not a bowl of cereal.
Nor is it a takeout shawarma platter. Bother of those facts are surprising given that I’m home alone tonight, as Brian is still gallivanting in sexy, exciting suburban Maryland.
Rare indeed is the night that I deign to cook for one. Who wants to go to all that trouble and wash all those dishes just for yourself? Like you’re worth all that. Besides, that’s what Cheerios are for. And since you’re home alone, you can lick the bowl clean witho (...)
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