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Do you like fried rice with Spam? Spam Fried Rice What goes in fried rice with Spam? Tell me, tell me, Ann-I-Am! First you start with day old rice ‘Cause fresh made rice is not so nice Fresh made rice — so wet, it sticks It turns rice into rice bricks Put that rice back in the fridge To chill and dry, just a smidge Lots of garlic cloves to chop Enough to make a vampire drop! And what’s fried rice without the eggs? T’would be a footstool sans two legs And (...)