RecipeMuncher

On wednesday morning i saw President Bush’s motorcade driving down Park Avenue (I couldn’t cross Park and was late to work. I even twittered about it. Thanks Mr President!). So i watched the long line of cars driving full speed in direction of the U.N thinking: ‘Damn! I want 20 cops on motorcycle to open the road for me too!’ So i decided on the spot to launch my own Presidential campaign, but for deeply selfish reasons. No more traffic jams for me! Whoever votes for m (...)